“You know, I just don’t see the point,” he said. I looked up from what I was doing to see what he was talking about. As usual, he’d read some news story while I was feeding the animals and getting his breakfast ready. “What, baby?” “I don’t get these people! They get themselves all worked […]
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To quote President Obama, “I couldn’t be prouder.”
I’ve got a secret crush on Silent Bob. If you don’t know who that is, you’ve got issues. But just in case, he’s none other than Kevin Smith. Still stumped? Get some culture, jack ass. He’s got wit. He’s got class. Okay, maybe he’s slightly lacking in the class department. In any case, he’s got […]
When I was a kid, it was a popular practice to assign students (I typed “stupid” first. Wtf?) current events reports. The teachers would send us home and make us read or watch the news, and then write a report on what we learned. I wasn’t really allowed to watch much news. My parents tried […]
Are you watching this guy yet? You’re not? Seriously, dude, if I could get away with only getting my news from someone who delivers it this way, I would totally be on it. Sarcasm. The only way to report.