“Think of kindness as your Kevlar, and karma as your shield. And patience is your battle helmet. And your pants are made of flame retardant love.” ~TheBloggess

Mostly because it needed to be immortalized somewhere besides TheStir, even if it is just on this itty bitty blog of confusion. Can you imagine what the world would be like if we all lived this way?

Read the rest of the post. You’ll laugh your ass off. But, you know, don’t say I didn’t warn you. I’m not paying to have your ass reattached.