Shortly after you moved in, I began regularly burning incense in our hallway. It smells like ass in there when I don’t. Sweaty, dirty, rotten ass, and tires, and cherry cough syrup.
People keep asking me if I’m 420-friendly because of the numerous sticks in the wall. Don’t worry. I tell them I burn incense because it smells like your unwashed ass if I don’t.
I’d rather smell like a hippie than smell like you.