Dear Crackhead: Edition 5

Dear Crackhead,

Shortly after you moved in, I began regularly burning incense in our hallway.  It smells like ass in there when I don’t.  Sweaty, dirty, rotten ass, and tires, and cherry cough syrup.

People keep asking me if I’m 420-friendly because of the numerous sticks in the wall.  Don’t worry.  I tell them I burn incense because it smells like your unwashed ass if I don’t.

Signed,
I’d rather smell like a hippie than smell like you.

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