It’s a letter scale, not a calculator. Say it with me. Lehter skeyl. Good! And no, you can’t use it to weigh your “teenager” on.
I know you think you’re protecting yourself with your nifty code words, but you do realize that getting caught buying a “teenager” will get you in just as much trouble (if not more) as a “teen” of crack, right? Especially what with you being a known prostitute and all.
Thought You Should Know